How many people does it take to kill spiders? Two. One quiet yet scared, and one freaking out, screaming, "It's going to kill me!!!" Guess which one was I? Yep, the one freaking out insisting that it's going to launch out at her, and suck her brain juices.
So OBVIOUSLY.... I'm deathly afraid of spiders. 16 years old, and still freaking out about something that less then a thousanth of the size of her, about the size of her belly button.
I knew there were spiders outside, and I knew where... my goal was to kill them before they kill me. So, I went outside, looking like a doofus, bringing out a can of hairspray, a flyswater, and a hockey mask... okay, I'm kidding about the hockey mask. But I really do believe that I looked pretty silly out there, with my knees slightly bent, ready to run away if I need to.
My mom told me that hairspray will kill spiders, and I just brought the fly swatter just incase it gets messy. I saw a spider, and ran back inside for my sister to help me, whos only a year older than me.
So me and Anna (my sister) went out, and I started spraying a spider, and once it moved, then I screamed, and ran away. But I came back, ready to kill this monster. So I'm spraying it, and it's against my house, so when it crawled on the outside of the gutter, then I swatted it with the fly swatter, while screaming, then when it landed on the ground, I screamed, and ran away.
I did the same process, from beginning to end, 2 more times, not sure all of them died. So after a little after they're all dead (or not.....) then I started taking down the spiderwebs.
They were heavy and thick from all the hairspray that was on it. But on one of the spiderwebs, there was a lady bug on it... and it was still moving it's little legs. So I carefully took it off, peeling the spider web off her back, and I let it crawl on my hands and arms, hoping that it would fly, well, it's wings are broken. :( so I just put it on a tree, and hope it lives.
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