Broken Strings

I will finish the Bulling, Part 2, at another time. But right now I want to tell you about a ukulele.

So, I’ve always wanted to learn how to play the ukulele, ever since I saw one as a little girl, on Spongebob. And so when I got my money for paging, I knew what I was going to buy, a ukulele. I was so excited, and I got it at Barnes and Noble. I know it isn’t very good quality, but it will do while I learn how to play it. So when I got it, one of the tuning prongs wouldn’t turn, and then my sister decided to try to “tune” it, and I let her after multiple times of saying, “It’s not tuned” So I got annoyed and let her, and she was saying that she had to tune one of the strings higher, even though I tried to tell her that it was going too high, and then she argued, turning it higher. Then boing, it broke. So I made her take me back to Barnes and Noble, to replace it, but I didn’t tell them that my sister broke it.

So now I’m sitting here with my new ukulele, tattoing it with a sharpie. So far I put it’s name, Little Larry, and I also got two quotes. “Stay Strong” by Demi Lovato. And then I also got “Most people give up just when they’re about to achieve success.” By Rose Perot. (I know, it’s backwards)